These food product fails are nothing short of epic. EPIC. Check them out.
Poo!
Mmm. We don’t even know what this actually is, but with a name like POO, how can you go wrong.
Pee Cola
We’ll take that with a side of Poo.
Child Shredded Meat
What is it marinating in is the real question.
SHITOR
We don’t know what this finger’ lickin’ pepper sauce tastes like, but we know where it will send you running to.
Vergina
The only vergina that is best served ice cold.
Cemen Dip
We’re guessing it’s creamy.
Pet Sweat
If there’s anything that everyone universally enjoys …
Two Moms in the RAW
Everybody wants a piece of two moms, and just any style. They like it raw.
Monkey Gland
It’s a delicacy in some cultures?
Crack Sticks
A lot cheaper than your dealer has been selling them to you all these years too. What a find!
Shrimp Flavored Crack
But are there shrimp flavored crack STICKS?!
Soup For Sluts
Breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions for broke college students who get around.
Barfy
Is that the product name or just a description of it?
Extra Dick!
No holding back on dick up in here.
Homo Sausage
Ideas we would not have come up with for a sausage. But that’s just us.
Sogay
That agua is so … pura.
Cock
Now that’s some macaroni you can’t wait to take into your mouth.
Batmilk
Milking bats is hard, but so worth it when you get to sample this liquid goodness.
Paula Deen Butt Massage
We got nothing.
Only Puke
Only puke. No additives or preservatives. It’s organic, people.
Golden Gaytime
Anytime is golden gaytime when you’ve got one of these.
Tastes Like Grandma
Might be missing an apostrophe “s” y’all. Just a hunch.
The Jew’s Ear Juice
We don’t even know what that means. But we would not be inspired to open this can based on that name.
Urinal
You could piss away a week’s paycheck on this stuff. The relief you feel is just that soothing.
Hardon
We prefer Urinal.
Dry Sack
It’s the companion product of Wet Sack. Just kidding. Probably.
Innocent Kids Juices
A little overpriced, don’t you think?
Bimbo
Don’t judge Bimbo because she (he?) is pretty and makes quality baked goods.
Poop Tarts
Okay, it’s just a typo in this case. But a classic one!