While this is a terribly cheesy pick-up line, if Ryan Gosling said it, panties would drop instantly.
Loving 80% of a person is totally enough.
Blow Me Away
At least he didn't say it smelled...
Ryan Gosling is everything we're searching for. And then some.
Keep it klassy there, mullet. Keep it klassy.
Yes, we bought these pants on sale. But that price was still way more than you'll ever be able to afford.
There's nothing like a good ol' "let me Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets" to get us revved up and ready to go.
That's funny because in OUR picture, you're disappearing like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
Next this guy's going to ask you to play doctor.
Can't Hold It In
This potential suitor also suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.
May I Take You Out?
Pro tip!! Next time, lead with the take you out part instead of the smelling like trash part!
No one REALLY wants to do homework all night long. No one.
Chase Your Tail
If this cute puppy is doing the chasing, we're more than okay with that.
Is this something a foot fetishist might say?
The next part of this pick-up line? "Take two of these and call me in the morning."
Square Root of -1
No YOU cannot be real!
By "here" we obviously mean the zoo.
Newsflash would-be dater: NO WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE A PREGNANCY SCARE.
Maybe the connection will be a mutual appreciation for the cheesiest pick-up lines in history.
Periodic Table of Pick-Ups
This only works if you're at a Chemistry Convention.
Don't use this one in California.
Ahhh, computer geekery. Who's ready for some RAM?
This is...sweet? Ridiculous? Both?
Field of Dreams
Does it still count as monogamy if he's with clones of the same person?
Best Pick-Up Line Ever
No, really. This is the best pick-up line ever.