25 Parents Who Rule at Texting By Author Free Britney at Sep 18, 2014 • Category LOL These 25 parents are defying the notion that moms and dads don’t know how to text. Because they are crushing it.1What’s Up? What Are You Doing?Dad’s responses to each of his son’s questions? Very literal. And hilarious.2Hey BruhMoms are always hip to the latest slang the cool kids are using.3Just Checking InIt’s all good, as long as I know where you are.4Any Plans Tonight?No? Pathetic.5THOTWe did not know what that was either, but now we’ll never forget.6Should Eye?Nothing beats a good pun – and cry-laugh emoji – by mom and an inopportune moment.7Regina George Has SpokenWell played, mom. Very well played.8Nana Said That?We gotta get Nana into text messaging …9The Only Protection You NeedDad FTW on that one.10Why Can’t I Have Fun Like That?!Jealous.11Ronaldo = HottieTMI, mom. TMI.12Don’t Tell Me How to Live!This dad threw his offspring for a loop more than once in this exchange.13Lightly Fried Fish FilletsCan you ever say that enough times, really?14Happy Middle Child Day!Gee thanks?15Why Are You Going?!When your father’s questioning takes an unexpected twist …16Loser McLosersonZinnnnnng!17Rack City, Bitch!Look at this mom, spitting mad game!18Go Hide in the Closet!You gotta hand it to her for orchestrating this particular practical joke via text.19Wear GlovesJust don’t tell him any more about this. Because plausible deniability.20You Are Ruining My Name!Just not for the reasons most dads might say this to their kids.21Laying it on ThickWho needs emojis and hip acronyms when long-winded, over-the-top sarcasm will get the job done?22Let’s Find OutDad will see your attitude and dish it right back, along with the veal and rice.23Did You Get Those A–holes?Hey, at least he owned it.24Get Some Food B!tchMom does not mince words.25omg omg omg noA little rain never hurt you, kid.