An online dating service, this platform is typically where folks go to meet a potential significant other.
But sometimes conversations go awry and we're left with exchanges such as the ones below, where the parties involved don't end up agreeing to date...
... but we end up laughing over their back-and-forth.
None of Your Business!
Not you know how I feel.
Should I Chance It?
Got 50/50 odds, right?
Accurate. But still sort of offensive.
Keep Asking Questions!
We want to see how long he can do this for.
Marry This Person
Who cares if you haven't even met?!?
This Escalated Quickly
And not in a good way.
This Isn't Hard, Fellas
Just offer her some Chipolte.
You Should At Least Teach Her to Speak
That seems important.
Also, reverse cowboy please.
I Typically From on Homicide
But I can make an exception, depending...
Who's Turning Down This Offer?
Oh, right, everyone.
Slow down, girl.
Just a Lil Effort
Can go a long way.
We Aren't Intelligent Enough for This Exchange
But it seems pretty funny.
No? Are You Sure?
Look at it go! (Really, do you want to see what it can do?)
Is this thing even on?
Oh, You've Got a Footlong?
I know what to do with that.
Oh, Hi There
How's it going?
Because "Package" is Another Word for "Penis"
But my pants are staying on.
He's Just Quoting Nicholas Sparks
In case you didn't realize that.