These people got straight up rejected trying to flirt over text. And it’s awesome to read.
It’s Morning
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And it’s a great setup for that burn.
Almost Lunch Time
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Try again at 3:33 or something.
The Thing
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Not THAT Thing.
She WAS Texting Me
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That was just a brutal tease. Brutal and hilarious.
We’re Gonna Build a FORT?!?!
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Yeah, or we could do that.
You’re Too Ugly
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Just not a good fit, it appears.
Where Have You Been?
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You mean that literally?
Zzzzz
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Hey, points for honesty.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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You can do all of those fun things. Just not “we.”
Don’t Flatter Yourself
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It wasn’t that kind of dream.
Plural and Pricey
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Take a hint!
One, Two, Three Denials!
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Keep ’em coming!
I Ate
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And we almost threw up laughing.
Oreo Cereal
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It is pretty damn good.
It Can Recite Bible Verses
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That’s a buzzkill if ever there was one!
I Think About …
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Pizza. Always pizza.
You Want it Baby?
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If by “it” you mean Pop Tarts, then heck yeah.
What Would Ron Do?
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That’s about all I got for you.
Cereal on the Brain
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And that’s just about it.
Poor Ellie
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Poor, poor Ellie.
Ask and Ye Shall Receive
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Great photo.