Take a look at the 21 best and worst Tinder messages. Some of these are so terrible they’re great. But the real question is, would YOU date these senders?
Kim Jong NOPE
This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.
Big Spender
There’s something about this incredibly cheap date that almost seems intriguing. Until the part about roleplaying Twilight, that is. Dibs on sparkles!
Chat Roulette
A/S/L? Remember that?
Dance Dance Revolution
Are those…dancing chickens? Women?
Dino-MITE!
But really, is this person 6? Dino chicken nuggets aren’t even real chicken.
E-Harmony?
As an opener, this one’s not so bad. We’d be ashamed to say we met on Tinder, too.
Lower the Bar
Only if for a night…
Hakuna Matata
It means no worries. Except probably worry about someone who wants you to roleplay Disney films about talking animals.
Hands Touching Hands
But would you want to grow old with me? That’s the question.
Happy Anniversary
This guy thinks there’s still a chance a whole year after his message went unanswered. That’s dedication.
Go Fork Yourself
Utensil emoji are hard to decipher. This person’s either a psychotic knife murderer or really, really kinky.
Paging Kristen Bell
Her poor pet sloth! She needs to keep him out of trees!
Ouch!
When dumb and intelligent people collide…
Out of Your League
When bad euphemisms go smart….
Second Chances
What do we say to second chances? Nope.
Shakespeare in Love
Well that took an interesting turn.
Shame Spiral
Probably a good idea to get this person a therapist.
Stalker
We know Tinder works on location, but this MIGHT cross the line a little. Maybe.
Taylor Swift Lyrics
Is it just us or could this totally be a Taylor Swift song? We best she does all the talking though.
Ugly Sweater Party
Now we really just want to know if Ryan actually knows how to knit.
You Don’t Say
It’s not really shocking that this opener has gone “surprisingly bad” is it?
You Go Glen Coco
Mean Girls FOR LIFE!