2015 Celebrity New Years Resolutions

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What have a bunch of famous celebrities resolved to do or change in 2015? Find out now... via this made-up photo gallery!

1. Kanye West

... to have the best year of ALL-TIME!

2. Justin Bieber

... to not get arrested a single time!

3. Scott Disick

... drink a little less. Spend more time with the kids.

4. Jenelle Evans

... to stop having kids!!!!

5. Karrueche Tran

... realize that Chris Brown is an ill-tempered woman beater and dump his sorry rear end once and for all.

6. Miley Cyrus

... to only wear onesies in 2015.

7. Kendall and Kylie Jenner

... shed that angsty teenage shyness, lower those inhibitions and start to express ourselves a little bit!

8. Dustin Diamond

... Put. The. Knife. Down.

9. Teresa Giudice

... learn how to fashion a crude shank out of a bar of soap ASAP.

10. French Montana

… hire a personal subtitle writer.

11. Demi Lovato

… tweet about empowerment for once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Gwyneth Paltrow

… share even more unique, inspiring wisdom and life experience with a world that desperately craves it.

13. Chris Brown

... to calm the eff down.

14. Selena Gomez

...set a new annual record by breaking up with Justin Bieber at least eight times, briefly turning to religion and/or rehab before each subsequent return to that douche.

15. Brandi Glanville

... think before you tweet. Just kidding, can I get another vodka? Make it a double.

16. Taylor Swift

... figure out a NEW way to rule the world. Also: act really surprised the next time I win an award.

17. Jennifer Lawrence

... take nude selfies only on old school film cameras that keep them off the Cloud.

18. Kim Kardashian

... continue to do absolutely nothing of relevance in any way, shape or form and remain the most talked-about celebrity on the planet for reasons no one can really comprehend.

19. Britney Spears

… dive headfirst into at least one more incredibly serious relationship very, very fast.

20. Iggy Azalea

... stay fancy. Find more rappers to feud with.

21. Kate Middleton

… keep Calm and Carry that Spare for the Heir.

22. Ariana Grande

... keep on singing, dancing, hustling, collaborating and acting like greatest pop singer of all time. OF ALL TIME!

23. The Duggar Family

... side hugs for all, and to all a good night ... filled with no singing, dancing or any other non-sanctioned fun.

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