Remember that time you got totally drunk and did something very stupid?
Perhaps the following Facebook status updates will jog your memory.
Do any of these hilarious stories sound familiar? If not, then you can rest easy, sit back and laugh at the wasted pain of others...
A Fair Deal
This person should consider himself very lucky, really.
Drunk You is AWESOME
An awesome douche, we suppose.
Turns Out, I Was My Own Secret Santa!
Who knew?!? (Not me.)
Did You Check for a Flash in Her Book?
Don't jump to such a conclusion.
Must I do EVERYthing myself?!?
Wait, We Have a Question:
Who took this photo? And why isn't he or she holding your hair back?!?
We've All Been There, Right?
That Wasn't a Pregnancy Test?
Let's Get It!
And let's try not to get fired!
For real. This made us laugh out loud.
Don't Text and Drive
Especially not when drunk.
Love You, Coleen!
Or, at least, I once MADE LOVE to you.
It's One of Life's Great Mysteries
We may never know the answer.
Why Should You?
This night sounds amazing!
TMI forever. Never talk again.
TMI, Take 2
We think we know who you should be friends with.
Is He on Facebook?
You may want to double check before you post... oh. Too late.
You're an Idiot
In any country.
You're an Even Bigger Idiot
There's nothing classic about this.