These poor souls on Twitter. Read all about their first world problems now and break out your violins.
Too Much Balsamic Vinegar!
Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad!
Tea with Soy Milk?!?
This person has tea with soy milk. How did she ever survive?
iPad Problems
There are people in Africa who WISH they had iPads whose brightness could hurt their eyes.
Stuck with a Jeep
This poor Twitter user only has a Jeep. Pity her, people. Pity her.
Where’s the Cleaner?
Don’t you hate it when the person who does your laundry arrives late?
Broken Pool Cover
It doesn’t get much worse than wanting to go for a dip and having your pool cover broken.
Tiny Wallet
What is one to do when one has too many bills and credit cards for one’s wallet?
Massage Disappointment
A visit to Indonesia would be ruined for anyone if his/her massage didn’t go well.
No Fennel!
There’s no fennel at the deli, people. NO FENNEL!
Guacamole Injury
Ever experienced pain from an avocado? It hurts, people!
Too Much Sushi
Feeling nauseous from having too much sushi? We’ve all been there. Sort of.
Pomegranate Pain
Peeling pomegranate is pure torture. It doesn’t get much worse.
Broken Bechemel!
Noooo!!! This person’s bechemel won’t thicken!
Massage Table Nap
Oops! This Twitter user fell asleep in her massage table once.
Overly Orange Zested
Too much orange zest in one mimosa can just ruin a Sunday.
Where is the Ironing Lady?!?
It’s bad enough to take up for the ironing lady. But when she doesn’t show?!?
Stupid Toaster!
Why would a toaster without a bagel setting even exist?!?
Suffering from Souffle
We’re not sure what a broken souffle ramakin in. But it’s apparently painful.
Overly Saturated Quinoa
Too much water in one’s quinoa makes it scarcely worth eating, don’t you agree?