Everyone knows that flying pretty much sucks.
The security lines. The bad food. The crappy movies. The occasional delays.
But these 17 types of airline passengers make the experience that much worse.
We’re very sorry if you’re ever stuck on a flight with one of them. And we’re ever sorrier of you are one of them. But it’s never too late to change…
Do You Mind?
Do YOU mind?!? I’m on a very important call here. I, myself, am VERY important.
Peek-a-Boo!
Yes, we see you, feet. No go the heck away!
Now Isn’t the Time!
Or the place! There are bathrooms on airplanes, you know, if you somehow cannot wait.
Put Those Away!
Yes, Prada. Amazing. Gorgeous. Expensive. Oh, also: gross and we don’t care.
Wake Up!
It’s fine to sleep on a plane. It’s not fine to sleep like this on a plane.
Give Him the Boot!
Why do people think that a plane equates to someplace where one can just go barefoot? WHY?!?
At Least He’s Reading
Although… on second thought… we doubt he’s reading this magazine for the articles.
Just One More Thing…
No, no more things! Do you not understand the concept of reading a book?
It’s Not This Guy’s Fault He’s So Large
But that doesn’t make it any more comfortable for you, does it?
Oh… Baby?
We’re terrible people, we know. We’re very sorry. But even the cutest kid can be irritating on a cross country flight.
This is Just Wrong
For every conceivable reason. Seriously, no. Just… NO.
Bless You?
Once again, it’s not this person’s fault. But that won’t be very comforting when you’re stuck in bed for a week.
One (Dozen) Too Many?
This is an actual photo from an actual flight. We’ve all witnessed similar scenes, have we not?
The Close Talker/Sleeper
Know your boundaries, people. Consider this a good life rule in general.
Do You Really Have to Go?
Just once is acceptable. More than once and we’re gonna give you a look each time you drink a new glass of water.
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
No, we’re not, Terrified Dude. Relax. Calm down. Or else you, at least, are going to die.
Those Feet are For Walking
Don’t be fooled by this photo. Kids are not the only ones who are guilty of rear seat kicking.