17 Sexy Fails: That's Just WRONG

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Behold, 17 unbelievably unsuccessful attempts to be sexy from the Internet. At least what they lack in hotness, they make up for with humor.

Unintentional comedy, yes, but comedy just the same.

We hope some of these are in jest, but we're guessing not all of them can say that. Or any of them, given the current state of humanity ...

1. Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE

Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.

2. Come Hither

Come Hither
When you're ready come and get it, na na na na ... I'll be STANDING IN THE TOILET.

3. So Wet

So Wet
Just not the way she intended.

4. Car Wash Fail

Car Wash Fail
Sometimes it's just not meant to be.

5. Going Bananas

Going Bananas
If this doesn't turn you on, just wait until he pulls out his other ... never mind.

6. Just ...

Just ...
No.

7. Storm Damage

Storm Damage
Nothing screams sexy, strong woman like striking a pose after a natural disaster.

8. Tractor Style

Tractor Style
That's dirty, but only in the literal sense.

9. WOH

WOH
Yeah.

10. June Shannon

June Shannon
Pretty much always the antithesis of sexy, but never more than right here and now.

11. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus
Not quite as terrible as June Shannon overall, but "Wrecking Ball" didn't really do it for us that way.

12. Role Model

Role Model
Nothing says sexy like posing for a lingerie selfie with your toddler by your side.

13. Work That Pole

Work That Pole
Better luck next time.

14. The Ultimate Turn On

The Ultimate Turn On
Does my recorder arouse you?

15. Sexy Fat Dude

Sexy Fat Dude
Admit it. You'd it it.

16. Table Dance

Table Dance
Make it rain.

17. Lucky Kid

Lucky Kid
Whoever's kid this is, he is either insanely lucky or scarred for life.

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