Adam and Eve
If prom had taken place in the Garden of Eden...
We're really not sure WHAT the back of her dress says, but we're certain it's unfortunate.
Duct Tape Duds
Okay, so this couple actually gets a tiny bit of credit since making your prom attire out of duct tape can earn you college scholarships.
Oh, yeah, he's totally looking there. Totally busted.
This definitely goes on the record as the most ridiculous and embarrassing prom outfit ever. EVER.
We think Tom Cruise might be hiding behind at least one set of these glasses.
What the HELicopter?
We don't even want to think about how long it took to do that hair.
Princess and the...Chicken?
Something tells us kissing these chickens won't result in prom dates.
This couple can joust, survive a rainstorm, and maybe even turn their outfits into parachutes.
At least these two are planning ahead, right?
Nothing says "total man" like Winnie the Pooh on the tuxedo vest. Nothing at all.
Who has the bigger hair here? The girls or the guys?
Something tells us this is going to make it hard to get a good night kiss when her date drops her off.
Team Edward? Team Jacob? Why decide at all?!? TEAM TWILIGHT!
We're told there are prom-goers in this photo, but we can't see them because camoflauge.
This dress would make it a little hard to slow dance, wouldn't it?
Best Date Ever
This is...sad? Awesome? Hilarious? All of the above.