Behold, 17 pages from children’s books that are really, really disturbing. Unintentionally, we think.
A Helpful Anatomy Lesson
A helpful and not at all gross anatomy lesson, courtesy of two cute elephants.
Touch the Cow! NOW!
Touch it! Touch the cow! Touch it! NOW! What are you waiting for!
Horse Anatomy Lesson
Another helpful anatomy lesson, this one brought to you by a horse and … someone trying to get into a horse-like position right underneath a horse for some reason.
Say the Words
Funny, we don’t see “demon” among the words.
See Dick Go Up, Up, Up!
Dick sure knows how to get up.
Suck It!
Lion gets right to the point.
Poor Pussy!
Bet you this vintage game is still played in college fraternities somewhere.
FAT Pussy!
What does one do with a fat pussy like that?
Horse Balls
Whatever word association game this book was playing led to this awesome alignment.
In Your Face!
You like it shot in your face like that?!
Unfortunately Placed Library Sticker
This one would’ve been okay had the library tagged it on the other side or a further down the spine.
We Have No Clue What’s Going On Here
Whatever it is, though, is not normal.
George Likes to Peek in Windows
George is kind of a stalker and you may want to get a restraining order, but man is he a cute hippo.
The Secret to Being a Good Lover is What?!
We know it’s meant to be harmless, but when read in a certain context …
Killing
“Get” is Swedish for goat and “Killing” means baby goat, or kid … but still.
Seamen, Pumping
Looks like those water cannons are exploding at just the right time.
Mister Dog
Mister Dog looks like a hardened, jaded old fella, doesn’t he?