The 15 most absurd breakup letters ever are … well, they’re pretty absurd. See for yourself here.
You’ll Be Okay
With your hot body you’ll find another hot chick … this breakup just makes sense.
Why I’m Dumping You
Let me count the reasons. The many, MANY reasons.
Sarah Palin is Extremely Qualified!?
Sarah Palin may not have been elected Vice President in 2008, but at least she helped this couple realize they were not meant to be.
Here’s a Giraffe
When words won’t do justice …
Flattery FTW?
You are like sunshine in the rain … but we’re done.
4OR REAL
We’re over. 4 real or for real, however you want to put it.
The Dog Hates You
Talk about adding insult to injury.
15 Most Absurd Breakup Letters Ever
Little kids get in on the action too sometimes. It is so hard.
Not at All Dramatic
We’re all for getting in touch with our emotions, but sometimes you really should at least think about breaking up over text.
She’s F–king Fat!
There’s keeping nude pics of your ex on your phone, and there’s keeping nude pics of your f–king fat ex on your phone.
Go Big or Go Home
That’s a message Steven can’t easily avoid.
This Time, It’s Personal (Ad)
Now that’s going the extra, passive agressive mile.
Remember Darth Vader?
Star Wars references will not win Jessica back … just a hunch here.
Guess What Bastert
You can’t fool me loser [Chris]~~~~~~~~~!
15 Most Absurd Breakup Letters Ever
She tells it like it is.