Slow claps for a day dedicated exclusively to those of you who have found true love, or have a terrible case of co-dependence.
While you're eating chocolates and ordering off a prix-fix menu, the rest of us will probably go meet up with friends, maybe see Zoolander No. 2, or go buy ourselves something lovely.
After that, we'll pop in episodes of our favorite television shows that feature singletons either drinking, crying, laughing maniacally or all three.
I Have a Cold and I Can't Taste My Lucky Charms
Please leave me to my single person's meal.
Season's Greetings. Love Is Dead.
Please be sure to take a candy cane on your way out.
It's Fine. I'm Fine. Don't I Look Fine?
Hang on, I have to go cry in the closet.
"Let Me Tell You How He Proposed!"
Let It Out, Sister
All the time, Caroline. All. The. Time. Can I make you a gin?
Beware Of The Heckler
Heckler is unarmed, wearing a onesie with feet.