Slow claps for a day dedicated exclusively to those of you who have found true love, or have a terrible case of co-dependence.
While you're eating chocolates and ordering off a prix-fix menu, the rest of us will probably go meet up with friends, maybe see Zoolander No. 2, or go buy ourselves something lovely.
After that, we'll pop in episodes of our favorite television shows that feature singletons either drinking, crying, laughing maniacally or all three.
I Have a Cold and I Can't Taste My Lucky Charms
Please leave me to my single person's meal.
Season's Greetings. Love Is Dead.
Please be sure to take a candy cane on your way out.
It's Fine. I'm Fine. Don't I Look Fine?
Hang on, I have to go cry in the closet.
"Let Me Tell You How He Proposed!"
Let It Out, Sister
All the time, Caroline. All. The. Time. Can I make you a gin?
Beware Of The Heckler
Heckler is unarmed, wearing a onesie with feet.
The Dress Was Half-Off
There will be an occasion in the future where it will come in handy.
You Smug Marrieds Seem Great, But...
The Single Person's Roadmap To Love
See? We have everything planned out. No need to worry, mom.
They're Taking Up Valuable Sidewalk Space
Don't you people have a bedroom in which to roll around?
This Is a Very Detailed Prediction
And one that appears VERY colorful.
Thank You For Being There For Me
Do you mind? We're trying to have a private conversation.
When The Smugs Talk About Their Saturday Afternoon Plans
I'll be here. This bottle will be empty. The floor will be littered with mozzerella stick remains.
Liz Lemon Booked A Root Canal On Valentine's Day
This woman is my hero.