14 Things You Should Never, EVER Google

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Just Google it.

This has become more common of a phrase across the world than "Donald Trump has legitimate mental issues and is unfit to lead a boy scout troop, let alone the United States of America."

But just because you can look up anything on the Internet's leading search engine does not mean you should look up anything on the Internet's leading search engine.

Below, we've compiled a list of terms/words that you may have read about and which you may be curious about... but, for reasons discussed in a moment, you should NOT find out more about.

Here's why...

1. Brian Peppers

Brian Peppers
Brian Peppers is a registered sex offender from Ohio suffering from some kind of grim deformity, which some believe to be Apert Syndrome, a congenital disorder marked by malformations of the skull. In 2005, a disturbing image of Peppers made the Internet rounds. You may have heard about it and want to look into it. But you should not do so.

2. Meatspin.com

Meatspin.com
Meatspin.com has nothing to do with something you may want to eat. This is a website that features an embedded video of two men having gay sex. One of them is "spinning around" atop the other man, which is where the website's name comes from.

3. 4 Girls Finger Paint

4 Girls Finger Paint
This search will NOT result in any sort of cute video involving young girls doing some kind of art work. Instead, it centers on women having sex, using their fingers in various ways and also vomiting. A lot.

4. 2 Girls 1 Cup

2 Girls 1 Cup
There are two women and they use one cup to poop in. And then they do stuff with this poop. Really. Those rumors you read about are true.

5. Lemon Party

Lemon Party
This will take you to a website called "Lemonparty.org" that features a video of three older men in a bed together kissing and then engaging in oral sex. It actually got a mention on an episode of 30 Rock once.

6. Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus
This term refers to a baby born with the congenital skin disease ichthyosis. It’s a fatal condition and you do NOT want to see what it looks like.

7. Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle
Turn off "Safe Mode" in your search and prepare to view some severe vaginal infections.

8. Kids in a Sandbox

Kids in a Sandbox
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS NAME. You’ll come across a video of a woman inserting a large vibrator into of a man’s penis if you search for these words together.

9. Mr. Hands

Mr. Hands
Mr. Hands is the professional moniker of Kenneth Pinyan, a ex-Boeing engineer who died in 2005 after receiving anal sex from a horse. The act was intentional and also videotaped. You won’t find it online, but you WILL find previous videos made by Pinyan and his friends that are similar in nature.

10. Eel Girl

Eel Girl
This will take you to a video of Japanese women and a large collection of eels… and weird sexual acts between all parties

11. Tub Girl

Tub Girl
Tub Girl stars an overweight Japanese woman wearing a mask… and projecting diarrhea in the air.

12. goatse.cx

goatse.cx
The image, commonly referred to simply as "Goatse,” depicts a nude man stretching out his anus using both hands, thereby making the interior of his rectum fully visible.

13. Hungry Bitches

Hungry Bitches
You will not come across any cute dogs eating if you run this search. Instead, you'll find footage of two women alternatingly defecating into a cup and then eating said excrement.

14. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
Seriously, why would you want to watch this?!?

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