These notes all ask neighbors to stop having loud sex. Sounds reasonable to us.
Loud sex or an exorcism?
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What are you guys doing in there?!?!?!
For the sake of blue balls..
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… have some sympathy.
Stop scaring my animals!
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And you may be hurting your girlfriend, dude.
Way too rough
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At least the kid learned a valuable lesson.
More noise please!
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If reverse psychology were ever to work, this would be it.
This is gross
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Nose is one thing, but come on!
FINISH HER!
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Sorry, man. But she’s faking.
I made a recording!
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We mean… this is amazing.
No more demon expelling
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Or expelling of anything else, for that matter.
Fix your bed frame!
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And work on your stamina!
F BOMBS!
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Seriously. What the eff?!?
Listen to the dinosaur
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He offers solid advice.
No sex here!
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Side note: Wanna go out with us, Girl in 517?
Single College Girl Complains About Dorm Sex, Receives Heartfelt Apology
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Awww, we love this story! It focuses on two girls in college, one of whom is having a lot of loud sex… and the other of whom is having no sex at all.