13 Bachelor in Paradise Headlines We Thought About Using For This Ridiculous Story
by Free Britney at . Updated at .This morning's Bachelor in Paradise scandal is so salacious ridiculous, we had no idea how to title our article in its aftermath ...
... and these 13 rejected ideas for headlines just had to be preserved somehow. Because Corinne. And Because DeMario.
If you missed it, Bachelor in Paradise shut down filming when producers complained about a sex act between the two stars.
Corinne, from Nick's season of The Bachelor, and DeMario, from Rachel's season of The Bachelorette, got. it. on. Hardcore.
Too hardcore for producers, who reportedly sent the ENTIRE cast home amid reports that she forced oral sex on him. Really.
There was nudity and "fingering" involved ... and Jackson reportedly couldn't perform for a number of reasons. Or so we hear.
Follow the link above for the (disputed) details, then scroll down for all the different ways we could've/should've headlined it.
1. Corinne Olympios Nude: Good for Internet Searches, Bad for Uptight Producers
2. Rachel Lindsay, Nick Viall Rejects Ruin Spinoff, Stars Dodge Respective Bullets
3. Bachelor in Paradise? More Like Corinne’s Vagina in DeMario’s Face!
4. Bachelor Rejects Screw Over Rest of Cast ... Sort of Literally!
5. DeMario Jackson Unable to Perform Despite Corinne Olympios' Junk in Face, Bachelor in Paradise Production Halted Indefinitely
6. DeMario Jackson Left Flaccid, Traumatized by Bachelor in Paradise Misconduct
