11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes!

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Napoleon Dynamite is one of the most quotable comedies of all time. Here are 11 of the most memorable lines.

1. Napoleon Dynamite: "Whatever I Feel Like!"

Napoleon Dynamite: "Whatever I Feel Like!"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!" A line so classic even Kanye used it.

2. Napoleon Dynamite: "The Best Drawing..."

Napoleon Dynamite: "The Best Drawing..."
That's pretty high praise. We've seen this dude's liger drawing.

3. Napoleon Dynamite: "Worst Video Ever!"

Napoleon Dynamite: "Worst Video Ever!"
Kip's classic response: "Napoleon, like anyone could ever know that."

4. Nalpoleon Dynamite 1% Quote

Nalpoleon Dynamite 1% Quote
"I see that you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?" Napoleon's got a way with the ladies.

5. Uncle RIco: "Back in '82..."

Uncle RIco: "Back in '82..."
Uncle Rico re-lives his days of gridiron glory. Somebody in the NFL better offer this man a contract quick!

6. Rex Roundhouse Quote

Rex Roundhouse Quote
Classic pants for a classic character. You do NOT want to be on the receiving end of that roundhouse.

7. Kip Dynamite: "Hot Babes"

Kip Dynamite: "Hot Babes"
"Don't be jealous..." Big brother Kip's advice to all the haters.

8. Napoleon Dynamite: "Eating All Our Steak!"

Napoleon Dynamite: "Eating All Our Steak!"
What's worse. ruining lives or eating everyone else's steak? Tough call.

9. Napoleon Dynamite: "Tina, You Lard!"

Napoleon Dynamite: "Tina, You Lard!"
Napoleon tries to bond with his llama. Tina is one of the great characters in film history.

10. Kip Dynamite: Chatting Online

Kip Dynamite: Chatting Online
Kip explains how you know things are heating up. Hard to believe this movie came out in 2004.

11. Napoleon Dynamite: Chapstick!

Napoleon Dynamite: Chapstick!
A simple request from a complex man. Just bring it to him, GOSH!

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