There is much to be learned from Bravo's Real Housewives. Here are 10 life secrets the housewives have figured out!
Condescension Will Get You Everywhere
Sure, it's better in the long run to treat people with respect, but condescension and burning bridges will bring in ratings and money, so ...
You Might Never Find the Man or Woman of Your Dreams
Or maybe you will? Third time's the charm, right Tamra?
Money Can Buy Happiness...For A Little While
You might be a rich bitch, but that'll only take you so far.
It doesn't matter where you go to college, or even if you go to college. You'll probably just end up massively in debt with no job and have to become a reality TV star to deal.
Some people are just plain mean for no other reason than because they want to be mean.
Travel While You Can
Get out! See the world! Become one with nature!
Best Friends For Now
You probably won't have lifelong best friends. Friends will come and go as the seasons change and at some point, you might find yourself aligned with your mortal enemy.
Hey Good Looking
You will not stay good looking forever. This will be especially difficult on windy days.
Age Ain't Nothing But a Number
You will get older. You will age. Start drinking your kale juice and exercising now. Or find a good plastic surgeon.
Mother Knows Best?
Don't live your life according to your mother's wishes. You might end up really sad and/or never seeing a male stripper.
Not everyone will be skinny. Don't judge people based on their size but on the content of their character.