11 Life Secrets The Real Housewives Have Figured Out By Author Tattle Taylor at Jun 09, 2014 • Category The Real Housewives of Atlanta There is much to be learned from Bravo’s Real Housewives. Here are 10 life secrets the housewives have figured out! 1 Condescension Will Get You Everywhere Sure, it’s better in the long run to treat people with respect, but condescension and burning bridges will bring in ratings and money, so … 2 You Might Never Find the Man or Woman of Your Dreams Or maybe you will? Third time’s the charm, right Tamra? 3 Money Can Buy Happiness…For A Little While You might be a rich bitch, but that’ll only take you so far. 4 College Shmollege It doesn’t matter where you go to college, or even if you go to college. You’ll probably just end up massively in debt with no job and have to become a reality TV star to deal. 5 Mean Girls Some people are just plain mean for no other reason than because they want to be mean. 6 Travel While You Can Get out! See the world! Become one with nature! 7 Best Friends For Now You probably won’t have lifelong best friends. Friends will come and go as the seasons change and at some point, you might find yourself aligned with your mortal enemy. 8 Hey Good Looking You will not stay good looking forever. This will be especially difficult on windy days. 9 Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number You will get older. You will age. Start drinking your kale juice and exercising now. Or find a good plastic surgeon. 10 Mother Knows Best? Don’t live your life according to your mother’s wishes. You might end up really sad and/or never seeing a male stripper. 11 Weight, What? Not everyone will be skinny. Don’t judge people based on their size but on the content of their character.