21 Dumbest Yahoo Questions EVER Asked

And you just THOUGHT there were no stupid questions! Check out the 21 dumbest Yahoo questions ever asked in the history of the Internet.

Because NASA

Funny! We thought thunder was a sign that God was bowling strikes!

Watch out for those American cats! They will get you with their meows!

No but really, the meows! They are meows to take over your soul!

Even the Human Barbie understands that celery has basically no nutritional value.

As it turns out, common sense isn’t so common, which leads us to wonder how it came to be called that in the first place.

We totally would’ve answered “call centers” with “doctors” being our second answer.

This person stole our answer.

This is a legitimately interesting thought to ponder, but the answer is “you’d be dead.”

At least the kid isn’t writing Fanfic about Mario and Luigi? No, okay, this one’s still kind of weird.

We’re not even sure what the typo here could have been. We’re just hoping this person doesn’t legit want to melt penises.

Should’ve asked this question on June 6th.

Feed them vegetables?

That’s…not how it works. Someone wasn’t paying attention in health class.

He seems to be the only one qualified to answer this question. #Nubbin

No, but ESPECIALLY lizards. It’s sad when everything dies, but it’s ESPECIALLY SAD when it’s a lizard’s funeral.

Falls mainly on the plain. In Australia, there’s no rain at all because it just falls off the globe on its trip past the equator.

Somewhere Aretha Franklin is shaking her head.

If this is how it works, I’ll start swilling vodka and flipping tables and become a Real Housewife.

Find Ursula! She’s the only one who can help you! She might want your voice, though.

This question will never get old. Can someone tell this person about the specific ocean, please?

This person needs professional help and restricted access to the Internet. Save the turtles, y’all.