For the sake of protecting him or her from weird pedophiles, we have a few problems with calling a newborn baby “sexy.” Keith Kelly, on the other hand, has no qualms about revealing that “the birth of the world’s sexiest baby is still two or more months away,” and that the tabloids have already starting their bidding.
This poor kid. Imagine she’s like 12, and goes through an awkward stage, and then everyone’s like “you were so sexy when you were a baby. What happened?” Ok, fine, we’re gonna laugh if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby end up looking like little Spears-Federline, too. Which, come to think of it, didn’t cause this kind of uproar. Hmm.
Anyway, we all know it isn’t the sexy baby, but the sexy baby making that has everyone in a tizzy. And, to be the first to snag a Brangelina baby photo, People and OK! are planning to bid up into the millions.
“It could end up being the biggest photo sale of all time,” says one editor, suggesting that bids could reach $4 million,” the Post reports.
Last time, People paid $400,000 for the “first bump” photo, and the money was donated to charity. Seriously, Angelina should really just bring this proposition to the UN. It sounds like we may have found a way to finally end world hunger.
4 MILLION-DOLLAR BABY [Keith J. Kelly, New York Post]