Funny lady Sarah Silverman as Amy Winehouse? At least she’s not doing Britney Spears’ “lips” on national TV. The Matt Damon philanderer joins SNL types like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristin Wiig, and Maya Rudolph, and Chelsea Handler, Wanda Sykes, and Sandra Bernhard in April’s Vanity Fair to defend against the argument from the magazine’s scribe Christopher Hitchens that women aren’t funny. See how Graydon Carter is making a publicity stunt out of his own publicity stunt? That’s why he’s paid the big bucks. [Popbytes]
• It’s much easier for celebs to sue non-US publications. Hence, Bonnie Fuller’s natural migration to the States. [WWD]
• Jessica Simpson fires her agent for not explaining to her that “brownhead” is not a word. And for not loving her boobs as much as her daddy does. [Us]
• This is the gayest Clay Aiken press release we’ve ever seen. Even the gays think it’s gay. [Queerty]
• We say goodbye to City Slickers star Bruno Kirby. We’re sure we made out with someone at some point while that movie was playing in the background. Thanks, dude. [TMZ]
• Uhh, Sandra Bernhard is scaring the living shit out of everyone. Everyone. [MAC]
• Lindsay Lohan loves Sex and the City so much, she???ll sleep with every man possible just to have Charlotte???s experience with crabs. Maybe even a horny blogger who doesn’t care about STDs? Not us, not us! [Hollywood Tuna]