• Prince Harry didn’t exactly feel royal when a superior officer forced him to drop his pants during a parade to prove he didn’t have his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his ass. For the record, the sergeant never confirmed one way or the other. [AFP]
• Michael Jackson really is never, never going back to Neverland. After repeatedly missing payrolls and employees quitting left and right, Wacko Jacko is putting the pervert’s playground on the market. [Fox 411]
• After about a month in rehab, Kate Moss decided she was cured of the ills of cocaine use and time to go home. Well, at least cocaine use that makes its way into the public eye. [CNN]
• Activists, not content with throwing tofu pies at Anna Wintour, have moved on to criticizing Paramount for its Get Rich or Die Tryin’ billboards. 50 Cent is seen sporting both a gun and a mic in the ads — one of which is next to a preschool. [AP]
• Just because Anne Rice’s novels are all about the living dead and drinking blood doesn’t mean she has to live in such a gloomy world. [NYT]
• David Judaken has received the apology he asked for from Gabrielle Union’s camp after her PR firm BWR couldn’t substantiate claims that he’s canceled her birthday party at Mood because she’s black. That doesn’t mean she’s welcome back at his club. [Celebrity Scum]
• Last week, Nicolette Sheridan laughed off rumors that she was splitting with fiance Nicklas Soderblom. This week, they split up. Officially. [People]