Rumors that Justin Bieber stuffed his crotch and/or was photoshopped to high heaven have surfaced upon the release of his new ad campaign for Calvin Klein.
We can’t speak to the crotch-stuffing, but the photoshopping?
If you look at Justin Bieber’s photoshopped pubic hair (sort of NSFW link), you’ll see how hilariously badly CK wanted to turn this boy into a man.
A screen grab from the raw video of his photo shoot is the smoking gun, as it shows us how Bieber actually looks and how he’s portrayed in the ads.
His supposedly chiseled, rock hard six-pack abs are just … the abs of your average 20-year-old man-child who’s in reasonable but not incredible shape.
Bieber’s pubes, amazingly, have been enhanced to form a trail crawling up his abdominal region. Maybe someday he’ll grow his own. But not yet. Not yet.
Ironically, Calvin Klein has used incredibly young, nubile, hairless models for years, a practice that has resulted in no small amount of criticism.
Why they would reverse course now, and how making Justin Bieber hairier and more cut is going to sell more underwear, are questions we cannot answer.
We can tell you that his fans (which apparently he still has) have been threatening to kill Lara Stone for being hired as the female model to pose with him.
The nerve that b–ch has, said every 12-year-old girl in Canada.