Ex-CNN anchor Bill Hemmer touches down at Fox News 37398

It didn’t take long for CNN hunk Bill Hemmer to recover from his Time Warner departure. He’s washed up on the shores of Fox News, which will let him stay in New York as an afternoon anchor and correspondent.

If you recall, Hemmer got into a nasty spat with his CNN bosses, who wanted him to give up his American Morning co-anchor gig alongside Soledad O’Brien to head to D.C. for White House reporting. Instead of moving, he up and quit and was said to be courted by CBS and ABC.

Now he’s in the hands of Roger Ailes and, as any Fox News import knows, will soon be cleaning in between the president’s toes. Unfortunately, Ailes might have won this war, as we’re going to be forced to tune into Fox News to catch us some Hemmer hair shine.