Behind The Scenes Of Pamela Anderson’s Trailer Trash Wedding

Sometimes a good headline (and a cup of Dunkin’ Donuts hazelnut coffee) makes our morning. Like this Daily News overachiever, for instance: ” Pam’s wedding in a class by itself.”

Which, admittedly, becomes a whole lot more awesome after you read on and discover that the first two lines are: “The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom “scum,” and the wedding cake was made of cardboard. Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style.”

Well played, Zuckerman. [NYDN]