So yeah … Miley Cyrus has nipples, and there’s a Free the Nipple campaign going around on social media, so there’s a match made in heaven for you.
Was there ever a celebrity gossip story that was less shocking? Besides Justin Bieber getting arrested or Kylie Jenner posting a selfie? Didn’t think so.
If you’re into Miley Cyrus’ nipples, and your name is Patrick Schwarzenegger, go enjoy them in person. The rest of you, just click on the gallery below.
Be warned, though: You cannot unsee some of these images …
The “Free the Nipple” movement, for those unaware, opposes what it believes to be a sexist policy toward nudity on the popular photo-sharing site Instagram.
Miley Cyrus being … well, herself, is all over this cause.
The way she’s lent her support is somewhat disturbing, however. Rather than merely flaunting her topless body like it’s her job, she’s turned it into …
We don’t even know. But these are pics that will be burned into your collective memories (nightmares) long after the social network takes them down.
From Elvis to Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips, and pizza to her dead dog Floyd, and Miley’s childhood pics for good measure, this gallery has it all.
Click above at your own risk to experience it.