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Turns out, not every story that focuses on reality TV's most famous family has to do with a pregnant Kim Kardashian or a newly-outed Caitlyn Jenner.

Kourtney Kardashian, in fact, is here to talk about something far more pressing that either of these topics:

Billy Bob Thornton won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a TV Miniseries last night, giving a brief acceptance speech because he said he didn't want to get into any kind of trouble.

What kind of trouble? We now have a much clearer idea.

It is totally on between Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg.

Earlier this week, the singer went all Kim Kardashian on fans, trying to break the Internet via the release of his Calvin Klein underwear photos.

Amber Rose made an ass of herself on Instagram yesterday.

On purpose, that is, as the model and ex-girlfriend of Kanye West showed off her rear end in a very revealing social media photograph.

Because they have both taken so much off, it is totally on between Nick Jonas and Ashley Parker.

The singers both have the Internet all aflutter today due to their nearly naked photo shoots, as Jonas shows almost everything in the latest issue of Flaunt, while O Town artist Parker does the same on Instagram.

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss have been BBFs for awhile, but they're reportedly taking their relationship to the next level. It's getting serious, people.

The 24-year-old singer apparently has found her soulmate - at least as female friends and roommates go - as the model recently moved in with her!

Yes, Stuart Scott's ESPY speech was the emotional high point.

Yes, the Chris Brown-Drake skit made for some great comedy.

It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.

Both large-breasted stars flaunted their plump assets in New York City last night, with Kardashian showing off major cleavage while on her way to dinner with sister Kourtney, and Lopez doing the same during a Tonight Show appearance.

Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Human Jessica Rabbit Penny Brown, a woman using surgery, corsets and makeup to embody the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen.

In a bid to recreate Jessica's extreme hourglass figure, the 25-year-old pinup model got breast implants (to say the least), taking her from a 34H to a 36O.

On the summer premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian struggled to move on from Lamar Odom.

Scott Disick also bought a very expensive car for Kourtney Kardashian, but she topped that surprise with one of her own...

At last night's Maleficent premiere in Los Angeles, Brad Pitt got assaulted by an idiotic "reporter" from Ukraine.

So the actor had a rough evening.

We've never been so jealous of an inflatable pool toy.

The latest issue of French magazine Lui featured Gisele Bundchen nude, posing against some kind of float and staring seductively into the camera.