Turns out, not every story that focuses on reality TV's most famous family has to do with a pregnant Kim Kardashian or a newly-outed Caitlyn Jenner.
Kourtney Kardashian, in fact, is here to talk about something far more pressing that either of these topics:
Billy Bob Thornton won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a TV Miniseries last night, giving a brief acceptance speech because he said he didn't want to get into any kind of trouble.
What kind of trouble? We now have a much clearer idea.
It is totally on between Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg.
Earlier this week, the singer went all Kim Kardashian on fans, trying to break the Internet via the release of his Calvin Klein underwear photos.
Amber Rose made an ass of herself on Instagram yesterday.
On purpose, that is, as the model and ex-girlfriend of Kanye West showed off her rear end in a very revealing social media photograph.
Because they have both taken so much off, it is totally on between Nick Jonas and Ashley Parker.
The singers both have the Internet all aflutter today due to their nearly naked photo shoots, as Jonas shows almost everything in the latest issue of Flaunt, while O Town artist Parker does the same on Instagram.
Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss have been BBFs for awhile, but they're reportedly taking their relationship to the next level. It's getting serious, people.
The 24-year-old singer apparently has found her soulmate - at least as female friends and roommates go - as the model recently moved in with her!
Yes, Stuart Scott's ESPY speech was the emotional high point.
Yes, the Chris Brown-Drake skit made for some great comedy.
It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.
Both large-breasted stars flaunted their plump assets in New York City last night, with Kardashian showing off major cleavage while on her way to dinner with sister Kourtney, and Lopez doing the same during a Tonight Show appearance.
Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Human Jessica Rabbit Penny Brown, a woman using surgery, corsets and makeup to embody the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen.
In a bid to recreate Jessica's extreme hourglass figure, the 25-year-old pinup model got breast implants (to say the least), taking her from a 34H to a 36O.
On the summer premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian struggled to move on from Lamar Odom.
Scott Disick also bought a very expensive car for Kourtney Kardashian, but she topped that surprise with one of her own...
At last night's Maleficent premiere in Los Angeles, Brad Pitt got assaulted by an idiotic "reporter" from Ukraine.
So the actor had a rough evening.
We've never been so jealous of an inflatable pool toy.
The latest issue of French magazine Lui featured Gisele Bundchen nude, posing against some kind of float and staring seductively into the camera.
Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz star in the new movie The Other Woman.
And, let's face it, both are total knockouts who have given men around the globe plenty of reasons to drool.
It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and... Roseanne Barr?!?
In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance.
The cover of Sports Illustrated's 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue went to not one, not two, but three models in Lily Aldridge, Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal.
Wearing barely-there bikini bottoms, the beauties got cheeky in the watershed issue, turning to the camera and show off their perfectly toned backsides.
The hips of one can't lie.
And the lips of another can't seem to resist Chris Brown.
It's not to easy for Kim Kardashian to simply pose in a bathing suit anymore.
The reality star posted a sexy selfie to Instagram this week and immediately received a flood of backlash from those who believed she acted way inappropriately for a mother.
Liam Hemsworth has apparently made his choice.
Now it's YOUR turn!
It's the news that has shaken the Internet to its core:
Ben Affleck will portray Batman in the July 2015 Man of Steel sequel.
At The Hollywood Gossip, we've pitted sister against sister and friend against friend.
We've asked you to judge one sex tape star (hi, Myla Sinanaj!) against another (greetings, Kim Kardashian!) and we've set fan bases against each other by daring to compare Twilight Saga studs with Hunger Games hotties.
One is a beautiful singer with truth-telling hips.
The other is a gorgeous tennis star with the career Grand Slam.
Kevin Jonas may be preparing to become a father, but brothers Nick and Joe are engaged in something far more important:
A shirtless-of!
The newsstands in Great Britain look especially handsome this month.
That's because all five members of One Direction cover various editions of GQ UK, leaving consumers free to ogle Harry Styles, Zayn Malick, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne at their leisure.
Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey are accustomed to doing battle inside the ring of Mixed Martial Arts.
But with the new ESPN Body Issue hitting newsstands on Wednesday, these female fighters will soon be going at it someplace else: the fantasies of men around the world!
