Michael Jackson Dying? Not So, Says “Sole Spokesperson”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteClaims that Michael Jackson is dying and needs a lung transplant because of a rare respiratory disease are a “total …
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Report: Michael Jackson is Now Mikaeel Jackson
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJust days after the story broke that he was getting sued by some Bahrain prince, rumors have begun flying that …
Michael Jackson: Too Ill to Stand Trial?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAnd Britney Spears thinks she has it rough. The odd Michael Jackson may be too sick to travel to London …
Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson and John McCain!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteApparently presidential hopeful John McCain shares a birthday with Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson! What does THAT say about his ability …
Coming Soon: A Michael Jackson Clothing Line
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhile we typically aim for a funny introduction to news items, this story makes fun of itself: Michael Jackson is …
Mortgage, Housing Market Woes Hamper Michael Jackson
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe nation’s housing market and mortgage woes continue to swell. These disturbing trends have left everyone – CEOs, the Federal …
Report: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in Foreclosure
Reading Time: < 1 minuteRumors have been surfacing months that Michael Jackson’s Neverland is in foreclosure or on the brink, but TMZ has just …
Report: Michael Jackson in Poor Health
Reading Time: 2 minutesAnd believe it or not, we’re not talking about insanity or the side-effects of dozens of plastic surgery procedures this …
Breaking News: Michael Jackson Not a Terrible Parent
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhat’s next, Britney Spears being a decent mother? Or sane? Who knows anymore. But apparently, Michael Jackson is a good …
Michael Jackson, Kids Return to the U.S.A.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s freakier than a Janice Dickinson crotch shot? How about Michael Jackson doing just about anything! With armed security and …