World’s Tallest Model Graces Magazine Cover
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTalk about a big splash! An American model measuring 205 cm (she’s about 6’9″) is set to be featured on …
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MTV Hits Rock Bottom with Jersey Shore
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTruth is stranger than fiction, and some things you simply couldn’t make up. This was true in the case of …
Cornell Business School Email Scandal: Employees Having Affair Accidentally BCC Entire …
Reading Time: 3 minutesWho among us hasn’t had a regrettable email incident? Sending your lawyer something meant for your friend because their names …
Total Nut Job Sues For Custody of Celebrity Babies
Reading Time: 2 minutesThere are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for …
William Shatner Reads Levi Johnston Tweets on Tonight Show; Lawyer Denies Page is His
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMost things sound better when master thespian William Shatner recites it over soothing, melodic percussion. Levi Johnston’s Twitter page (real …
South Park Parodies Lady Gaga
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou have to hand it to South Park. As one of our editors puts it, “as long as the world …
Woman Calls 911 to Report Own Drunk Driving
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou think you’ve seen it all. A Wisconsin woman called 911 this week to report a drunk driver … who …
That’s Gotta Hurt: Florida Player Eye-Gouges Foe
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAs the top-ranked college football team in the nation, the University of Florida has been gouging the eyes of its …
Ellen DeGeneres Terrifies Taylor Swift
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSet up fake dressing room and hidden cameras. Crouch down and hide in the corner. Scream and scare the living …
Giuliano Stroe Will Whomp Your A$$
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGiuliano Stroe has a six-pack. Big deal, you say? That number surpasses the number of years the pint-sized Romanian weightlifting …