Most things sound better when master thespian William Shatner recites it over soothing, melodic percussion. Levi Johnston’s Twitter page (real or fake) is no exception.
Levi is furious over a skit on last night’s Tonight Show in which Levi came off looking like a moronic, racially insensitive pothead … by virtue of his own Twitter page.
His alleged Twitter page, anyway. The attorney for the future Playgirl centerfold is claiming that the outrageous Tweets Conan O’Brien attributed to Levi are fake.
Conan introduced the skit referencing Shatner’s reciting of Sarah Palin’s inane farewell speech over the summer, and saying who better than to read Levi’s Tweets?
“All real … we did not make these up,” Conan added.
Among the Tweets read poetry-style by Shatner: “Anybody know where I can get some good weed?” “Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?” “Whats the deal with the taxi drivers not speaking English, is there a law against it?”
And: “You know you’re a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis. LM … AO.”
His lawyer, Rex Butler, is not LMAO. He is demanding a retraction from NBC, as well as from Twitter, saying that “I think they have an obligation once something like this happens to make some kind of corrective measure.”
NBC has yet to comment. Here’s the hilarious video in question …