Let's go back to a happier time, a simpler time. Back to a time when we didn't know the horrors that would be attacking us on a near constant basis as they are now.
Let's go back to 2012, when Taylor Swift was dating Conor Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy Jr. and, at the time, high school student.
Come on down, Calvin Harris!
You're the next contestant on... Treat Taylor Swift Right (or She'll Write a Song About You).
He may never, ever be getting back together with Taylor Swift.
But his status as a single man on Valentine's Day is the least of Conor Kennedy's this morning.
Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are still together, having recently hatched a scheme to make people THINK they split, according to a new report.
They only "broke up" to get their families off their case, says a source:
It looks like Taylor Swift already has material for her next album.
The musician, who is appearing on every talk show ever created this week in promotion of "Red," has reportedly split from her latest boyfriend, 18-year old Conor Kennedy.
Taylor Swift is known for penning songs about her personal life, specifically any breakup that has left her heartbroken.
But the singer is reportedly so taken with Conor Kennedy that members of his famous family don't believe Swift will ever write a track about her new 18-year old boyfriend. EVER.
Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy took a big, sad step in their relationship on Sunday.
The singer accompanied her 18-year old boyfriend and various family members to the Cape Cod cemetery where Mary Richardson Kennedy is buried. She tragically committed suicide in May.
Oh yes. It's safe to say things are getting very serious very quickly between Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend, the 18-year old son of Robert Kennedy Jr.
Not long after Swift and Conor Kennedy became an official couple, the singer introduced the famous offspring to her parents in Nashville - and now she's making a move toward his family. A major one.
It's more than just official, Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are now serious.
Just how serious?
Ladies and gentlemen, we present... Tonor!
Okay, the nickname needs work, but we can now debate what it ought to be now that a source has confirmed Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy really are an item.
Conor Kennedy may need to be on the lookout for future songs penned in his dishonor... because the 18-year old son of Robert Kennedy Jr. and Mary Kennedy is totally dating Taylor Swift!
Consider the evidence:
