Sasha Coen

And nobody invited her to Pacha?

We’re still amazed that these papers try to make fun of people while looking like idiots themselves. Other identical attempts at wit include: “Sasha Slips” and “Sasha Settles for Silver.” We also wonder if these little name rhymes only apply to ice athletes — anyone remember Betzky?

SASHA SLIPS INTO SILVER [New York Post]
Silver Sasha slips a smile [New York Daily News]