We really don’t know who the more talented contestants are: the ones on American Idol or the Project Runway folks. We do know that they are equally stupid and hilarious, though!

Intern Molly pulls this week’s fabulous sound bites from America’s top two Reality TV shows, and yes, the top 5 are after the jump. Oh, we just can not wait for 8th & Ocean to start.

10. “You can’t keep a good cowboy down.” ???????? Eliminated Dude on Garet Johson, AI

9. “I made up a story about a very talented and brilliant designer who is kept hostage to only produce beautiful gowns for a very young, talented, ambitious diva.” ????????Santino to Iman, PR

8. “It was incredibly challenging. On top of being nervous and having to go through all of that, having to work with someone who was ??????? special.” ????????Marcy Smith, AI

7. “Your dress is borderline boring, but I’m a little boring, so I will showcase it at a red carpet event.” ????????Iman to Daniel V, PR

6. “That man would kill his young to get to the final three.” ????????Kara on Santino, AI

5. “You can never be too thin or too rich, and I’ve got the thin part down, just waiting for the money.” Austin Scarlett, PR

4. “If they’re the coal to my diamond, then bling bling and shine on.” ????????Eliminated Girl, AI.

3. “My mom says I’m like a steak. I have a really lot of talent, but I’m very raw.” ????????Garet Johnson, AI

2. “”This is an explosion in a sequins factory! Belly dancer gone wild!” ????????Michael Kors, PR

1. “I believe me and my brother has exemplified what it is to be an American Idol, before we ever hit the stage???????We have been angels.” ????????One of the Brittenum twins, right before we learned they have been eliminated. You know, because they’re in jail.