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Jossip Juxtaposition: David Beckham Injures His Knee; Posh Sees $250 Million Contract, Her Reality Show, Flash Before Her Very Eyes

• David Beckham tears ligaments in his knee, inspires flurry of “Beckham can no longer bend it” jokes.

• And while the extent of Beckham’s ligament damage is still unknown, David will undoubtedly be relieved to hear that his injury woes will in no way ruin his wife’s upcoming reality show prospects.

• And in less interesting celebrity injuries, Will Smith has “non life-threatening” shoulder surgery.

• Whiny Columbia seniors: “We spent 40K on an Ivy League education, and the best graduation speaker you could find was Matthew Fox?”

• Bill Maher wishes VP Dick Cheney would just die already. And suddenly, things are looking up for Ann Coulter.

• K-Fed keeps Britney in the custody game by likewise shaving his head, then ditching the kiddies to party all night in Vegas.

• Why should Kanye West settle for the local Indian take-out joint, when he could just as easily fly in a real, live Indian chef for $4,000 (plus travel and accommodations costs)?

Mar 6, 2007 · Link · Repond

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Posted: Mar 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm

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