Jossip Juxtaposition: Macy Gray Might Be Facing Jail Sentence For Dropping The F-Bomb in Barbados; Vanessa Minnillo ‘So Glad’ She Doesn’t Live There

• Macy Gray to possibly be thrown in Barbados prison for trash-talking her ex-boyfriend.

• Britney’s seaman, Isaac Cohen, takes down his MySpace page after barrage of “New Friend” requests.

• David Beckham reportedly earning $250 million to move “five doors down” from Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise.

M• Harvey Weinstein still denies having a case of the crazies on election eve back in 2001.

• Jennifer Aniston’s bosomy new look: boob job or “clever padding and a shrewd use of adhesive tape?”

• Surprisingly, Stephen Dorff would rather bang an Australian supermodel then punch Jeremy Piven in the face.