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• Call it a cheap laugh, but we can????????t get over the fact that the cop from The Village People was arrested for drug charges. [MSNBC]

• Wolfmother decided to get the boys from Jackass to help them out in their new video ???????? which promises to induce vomiting. It boggles our mind as to how any of these guys ever get laid. [NME]

• An online diary is something Britney Spears just shouldn’t have access to. Zelnik, stop leaving her to live her own life! [Page Six]

• Keith Richards no longer has to worry about his driving record in Arkansas . Which, along with not being on his death bed for the 1000th time, must be a load off his mind. [Jam!]

• If you ever dreamt of sleeping with Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera without catching herpes, it appears your wishes have come true. [TMZ]