• Without that house in the Hamptons to let all his friends crash at, Men’s Health editor David Zinczenko is having a hard time getting anyone to laugh at his jokes.
• Coincidence that the Weinstein brothers leave Disney today, the same day Michael Eisner is splitting after 21 years? We thought not.
• Martha Stewart’s supposed TV comeback isn’t exactly wowing viewers and, in turn, isn’t exactly wowing advertisers.
• If Janice Min gets anymore press this week, we might actually have to buy a copy of Us Weekly.
• Sumner Redstone isn’t content with Rupert Murdoch being the only one using family members to infest his media empire, so he’s signed on wife Paula to “audit” some of Viacom’s L.A. media properties.
• The New York Times really scored with its editorial on Palestinian Prime Minister Abbas. Except they didn’t.
• Donny Deutsch is finally getting around to understanding hatred, but not the type aimed at him, apparently.
• With the new divorce magazine Rosenkrieg (it’s German, kids), you can start reading about your future in a glossy instead of a fortune cookie.