Fox To Exploit Boozy Nightclub Goers By Plying Them With Liquor And Then Shoving A Camera In Their Faces 37022

Have you heard about the newest Fox reality show? It’s called Nightclub Confessions, and it’s pretty much the same as Taxicab Confessions, except this time we get to see the coked up revelers at the very height of their drunken debauchery, (rather than merely laugh at their futile attempts not to vomit on the seat cushion during the dizzying cab ride home).

Basically, the entire show consists of getting people embarrassingly drunk, then sticking them into a confessional booth (just like on the Real World!) There, they’ll have the amazing opportunity to spill their innermost secrets, deliver incoherent profanity-laced rants and drunk-dial their exes, all while under a vodka martini haze—and, of course, the watchful eye of the camera!

Oh, don’t be so critical, you know you’ll watch. Because alcoholism is always good for a laugh. And because it’s the best thing to hit the airwaves since Man vs. Beast.