A new and, undoubtedly, extremely scientific poll reveals that the majority of Americans picked Hillary Clinton when asked which of the 2008 presidential candidates would make the “scariest” Halloween costume. For the purposes of this (ahem) study, only so-called “major” candidates were considered, which evidently explains why munchkin Dennis Kucinich once more finds himself completely out of the running. Reports CNN:
Thirty-seven percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose the New York senator, the front-runner among Democratic presidential contenders. Fourteen percent selected former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who leads Republicans in national polls.
No other candidate exceeded 6 percent.
Wow, Hillary Clinton first in the polls with Republican adversary Rudy Giuliani trailing at a distant second? No one could have predicted this! In all seriousness, though, we’re not particularly surprised to see Hill with an uncontested lead.
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Yesterday, we told you that Liev Schrieber was feeling “misunderstood,” blaming his creepy image on his eyebrows and large hulking frame, and copping to sex on the Staten Island Ferry, (possibly to demonstrate his fun-side).
In fact, Page Six ran some of Schrieber’s quotes from the upcoming issue of Elle Magazine:
I come off as psychotic . . . I’m misrepresented as a scary person. I’m not. It’s all about my size and my eyebrows.
See? Poor, misunderstood Schrieber is just a victim of his intimidating brows! But, wait! Here’s the part of the quote those Page Sixers left out:
I’ve always had an octogenarian fetish. I find old women at funerals and weddings attractive; I have this weird mortality thing.
Schrieber? We hate to be the ones to tell you this, but it ain’t just the eyebrows, kid.