• So, this girl walks into Jim Kelly’s party … you can see where we’re going with this. [NYO]
• Cindy Adams‘ crystal ball didn’t predict this one. If we can just hold out until May 26th, mornings will be fun again. [Page Six, Ad Age]
• Rolling Stone rolls out in China. [BW]
• Politically aware actress Susan Sarandon is set to play Cindy Sheehan in Peace Mom. In the old days, this would have landed her a Vanity Fair cover. [SFG]
• Are Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher really trying again for a baby? It might be too painful to watch Star kill another fetus. [Star]