Only In New York: Where Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal Roam Not-so-Freely 37100

• The Manhattan paparazzi continue their stalkage of Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. We are actually requesting that they stop snapping these photos, though. We want those two to stay put. [Mollygood]

• Next thing you know, taxi drivers will start refusing to take drunk people home. [NYT]

• The only people who are buying this week’s New York are those who make a million dollars a minute. Nobody else even considers buying in this town. [NYM]

• Well, this little psycho tale happened three years ago … but it’s totally worth telling. Especially because it likely makes your apartment hunt look like a walk through the West Village. [NYP]

• This is Tom Freston’s house. He doesn’t understand why Fishbowl was taking pictures of it …. even though a gillion journalist were invited to cover the party. [FBNY]