One Week In Jossip: The traumas of Pete Wentz, Joan Rivers, and Teri Hatcher
• Natalie Portman schools Columbia. That too good for NYU snob.
• We wish Joan Rivers well in her search for a deaf and blind guy with a boatload of cash.
• Celeb Fall Out Boy of the week, Pete Wentz graces us all with the presence of his penis and then his (much more interesting) journal.
• Us Weekly launches a blog, and then for some reason doesn’t blog their stories.
• And, of course, Teri Hatcher sobs the story that makes the whole Vanity Fair staff work late.