Kenny Chesney Proves Just How Straight He Is By Bitching To Anderson Cooper About Being ‘Mistaken’ For A Closeted Gay, And Brandishing A Giant Erection In The Presence Of A Real, Live Female
Breaking:
Kenny Chesney talks to fair and unbiased third-party, Anderson Cooper, about the trials and tribulations of people always thinking that he’s gay.
“It’s not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said no, I’m not (gay), but I didn’t want to draw any more attention to it ??? I didn’t have to prove to anybody that I wasn’t (gay) ??? I didn’t feel like I really did,” says Chesney.
Naturally, The Coop totally can’t relate, but he does seem appropriately sympathetic towards Chesney’s plight.
Still not completely and utterly convinced that Kenny Cheney’s as straight as they come? Just check out this regression to puberty he’s exhibiting in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, (above, right).
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No. 1
Bubba says:
That’s his other hand in his pocket sticking out, not his penis.
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 2:52 pm
No. 2
Allison says:
I can see it now, Anderson reaches in for a Kenny kiss & it’s fireworks & magic all around. Wonder why they didn’t go for that angle?..
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 3:21 pm
No. 3
chunkstyle says:
Kenny must have a REALLY good imagination, since in none of the pics I’ve seen, has he even looked in the girl’s direction.
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 5:00 pm
No. 4
Reality Check says:
Geez it’s tiny, no wonder Renee left his sorry ass. He’s missing the other 5 inches.
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 5:42 pm
No. 5
Neil Grieves says:
Kenny Chesney has a serious case of gay face.
I’ve never met a Hillbilly that didn’t like to suck cock or fuck me in the ass until I squealed like a pig.
And what’s with Aussie dykes marrying all these fags?
VOTE FOR ME: http://www.genremagazine.com/G…..eman_id=86
Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 9:27 pm
No. 6
Hoodia says:
All Cuntry Music singers are fags. Tim Hardaway told me so.
Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:15 am
No. 7
James says:
Jossip is now officially on the level of perezhilton.com with this posting
Posted: Feb 18, 2007 at 9:53 pm
No. 8
Fuzzy puzzee says:
Neil Greves is an ignorant jackass. And he looks like Christopher Lambert. I voted him a one. Yuuuuck.
I like women, pzuzzee puts a smile on my face, just like this 🙂 Love women.
Posted: Feb 18, 2007 at 11:47 pm
No. 9
Oh, and.. says:
I spelled it Greves instead of Grieves for a reason. You figure it out…
Posted: Feb 18, 2007 at 11:52 pm
No. 10
angie says:
Kenny Chesney on being gay, I really don’t think he is, but I don’t know him. But even if he is who cares that doesn’t make him a bad person or anything. I envy the guy who is his partner. (if he is Gay) I really don’t think Kenny would say he isn’t gay if he wasn’t. Anyone ever wonder if something was wrong with Renee. No Kenny is getting all the heat…..The Guy stays to himself and doesn’t bother anyone and everyone has to get on him about this and that. I love the guy and I think he is a great singer and that is all that matters, He should be left alone. I go to alot of his concerts and he is amazing, He was put on this earth to entertain us, so lets leave it at that. I don’t think he is gay but so be it if he is……..Most of those dam models are so cold guys have to turn gay. because they don’t want to lose their dam figures…… But maybe he will find someone who is not in that business and is down to earth like one of us. You never ever hear about guy singers dating girls that have a 9 to 5 job. They go after these high rated girls. They are not any better than us. So leave kenny alone and pick on some of them that really do get in to trouble. Then again who really cares what they do with their life. It isn’t going to make ours worst or better no matter what they do. I believe in Kenny and I hope he has a great life……..and is always happy…
Posted: Feb 25, 2007 at 11:28 am
No. 11
knoxgb1 says:
hey nelly grieves (#5 comment) this isn’t about u. depending on ur attitude, u’d be a sorry lay anyway. leave my kenny boy alone.
Posted: Mar 28, 2007 at 8:30 pm