Comment Of The Day 37431

As we write this, we???re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside,* currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we???ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called ???Comment of the Day,??? to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today???s ???Comment of the Day??? comes to us from Celebitchy, and pertains to reports (admittedly in Star magazine) that—when he’s not perusing the male online personals—Clay Aiken is bizarrely removing his socks and shoes, ‘draping his feet over [his assistant’s] lap’ while flying first-class from Los Angeles to Raleigh, North Carolina.

As always, the groundbreaking subject matter inspired divergent reactions.

“Actually it sound like he was having a pannic [sic] attack,” writes I DON’T KNOW.

Possibly, but rather unlikely given Aiken’s well-documented flair for the eccentric. And, as always, our winner takes a slightly more inventive approach.

I don’t see the big deal. When I fly first class, I usually take a shit on the seat next to mine. — Zhudokhchichtskov

Congratulations, Zhudokhchichtskov. Thanks for putting Mr. Aiken’s antics into proper perspective! Please enjoy the rest of your afternoon, and be sure to avoid sitting next to us the next time you’re on an international (or, for that matter, domestic) flight.