How do you know a club is going to collapse faster than Lindsy Lohan can tattoo breathe on her wrist? When you’ve only been open for about two months and Friday nights are so empty, your photographers can’t even get a decent photo with people in it.
Pacha, with all its showering promise and writhing bathing suit glory, it turns out, is really starting to drive away their clientel. And not in a “we’re so Boulevard posh” kind of way, but in a “we have to hire a special promotions photographer to start a campaigne begging people to come to our club” kind of way.
Is it the rumors of OD’d has-been celebs falling on the floor? Or the fact that Pacha owners are said to pissing off every DJ in town, causing the crowds to flock to Spotted Pig and such other Lohan viewing venues?
We promise to bring you more updated, specific information as soon as we have significantly tortured our connections enough for them to crack.
In the meantime, should any of you be able to confirm, deny, elaborate, or expand on the demise of the skankiest club in town, please report your findings to tattle@jossip.com. Our reporting time was cut short this weekend by fleeing the hundreds of shootings in Brooklyn, so please, help if you can.
Earlier: Breaking: Give Pacha a chance
Pacha would like to apologize for last week’s ODs
Jiblets: Pacha closed