What is the world coming to?
Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis – yes, the racist, loathsome Greasy Bear! – were spotted hooking up. Unbelievable.
On a similarly weird, if less oily note, mediocre NBA player Marko Jaric somehow got supermodel Adriana Lima to sign him to a lifetime deal.
Greasy and Miranda – who just dumped Orlando Bloom – have actually been linked more than once. The latter was seen last night at the ESPYs.
We don’t know which pair is more shocking:
How do dudes like Marko Jaric (left) and Brandon Davis score Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr (right)? That’s not a rhetorical question, we really don’t know.