Phew. That was a close one.
As Paris Hilton splashed around in Malibu, her giant sunglasses almost came flying off her face. Fortunately, the supposedly changed woman skirted such a disaster.
Her nipple was exposed, of course, but what else is new?
Following in the recent boob steps of Beyonce, Paris showed the world what being free from prison is truly all about: showing off your breasts without fear that a giant inmate will bend you over in the shower as a result of seeing them.
Isn’t that sweet?
It’s a freedom Britney Spears takes advantage of again and again.
Indeed, that’s Paris Hilton’s nipple again. Not exactly breaking celebrity news at this point.
We assume, meanwhile, that Paris Hilton’s pussy remains well fed. Stavros Niarchos probably sees to that… through a series of grocery shopping for Purina cat food.
We just hope he’s also picking up goodies for Paris while he’s there. She’s been known to often get a case of the munchies.