WARNING: Your eyes will deceive you upon first looking at the following photos.
They’ll appear to be dirty, to be X-rated, to be totally not safe for work or wife.
But take an extra minute to focus, to look closer and then to laugh: These are totally and completely innocent. Heck, some are downright adorable!
What is that?!?
Oh… wait: It’s just the arm of a little boy just out of the frame.
Does that woman have a penis?
Nope, that baby just has some feet.
Elmo experiements!
That’s fine for Elmo and all, but we’d love to know what the person behind this cover was thinking.
Nothing to see here!
Just a teacher holding some balloons. What? What’s the big deal?!?
How did they make this sausage?
We don’t know. We don’t want to know. But we do know what this sausage look like.
Ready for a wet and wild adventure?
These two frogs sure are!
How to use a chair lift…
This sign does an admirable job teaching one how to ride. A chair life, that is.
This is a Disney watch
Shame on you for thinking it was anything else!
This an ad for bowling
Although, we admit, it could easily be an ad for… something else.
Feel some wood!
Some actual wood! With this toy kit! Sheesh!
A different kind of BJ
We refuse to believe the company behind this poster was not fully aware of what it was doing.
Wait… who’s mom?!?
We never thought we’d write these words, but… Poor BJ.
Finger Marie!
You may want to at least buy Marie a drink first, though.
This is a neck pillow
And the woman carrying it may want to carry it somewhere else on her body next time.
Hallelujah!
Some warn that God is watching when you masturbate. Perhaps that was the hidden message behind this cover.
Behind the times
Did dinosaurs go extinct because they had non-vaginal sex?
Wheeee!
The kids pictured here are having a lot more fun than the time their mom found herself with them in a similar situation.
Yummy ice cream!
Just swallow it all, kids. Take it deep into your mouth and swallow it all.
Fresh air?
We can’t help but wonder what scent this is.